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~~jonnyvancobbler~~ · Dec 17 2005, 11:49 AM

recently after consuming many heineken i make the almost fatal error of consuming the 'english cuisine'..this meal consist of an uncooked pie and a dead fish wrapped in newspaper....it was after this i come to realise the english are just as useless in the kitchen as on the football pitch.....2006 will be next chapter in england embarressment, after another early exit probably all england will blame swedish coach and not look at the weak fragile english player.....english player has weak mind because of horrible english food...they lack nutrition as well as skill to advance past group stages...english FA needs to adress this problem i think...all the best, jonny van cobbler.

**Sparky** · Dec 17 2005, 01:12 PM

You been smoking illegal substances?

robbert2005 · Dec 17 2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparky

You been smoking illegal substances?

smoking them i think more like injecting them

blaugranablood · Dec 17 2005, 02:20 PM

sounds to me like womble has a new name!I could murder a fish and chips this very moment!

**ada** · Dec 17 2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jonnyvancobbler

recently after consuming many heineken i make the almost fatal error of consuming the 'english cuisine'..this meal consist of an uncooked pie and a dead fish wrapped in newspaper....it was after this i come to realise the english are just as useless in the kitchen as on the football pitch.....2006 will be next chapter in england embarressment, after another early exit probably all england will blame swedish coach and not look at the weak fragile english player.....english player has weak mind because of horrible english food...they lack nutrition as well as skill to advance past group stages...english FA needs to adress this problem i think...all the best, jonny van cobbler.

The other Dutchy bashing the English thread was lame but this is funny

**leeman** · Dec 17 2005, 04:56 PM

yeah, were lame. 2 engliash clubs in the last 4 of the champs league, an english club winning it, probs one of the best 3 national teams on paper in the world, and a wicket steak and chips. get a grip. if you dont like it, eat something else and dont come complaining to us, nobrash

Captain Howdy · Dec 17 2005, 09:10 PM

duck over to the A League thread to see some of the **** he has said there, just cant stop speaking ****

Kevin · Dec 17 2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jonnyvancobbler

and a dead fish wrapped in newspaper....it was after this i come to realise the english are just as useless in the kitchen

Yeah, its annoying when the fish is dead. ?!

Also, are you implying that you were actually eating these in England or Holland? because if you hate england so much you surely wouldn't be here... so, you can't really blame us for your chef's uncooking food.

Congrats on the funniest post of the day though... womble.

ruudlover · Dec 18 2005, 07:17 AM

i swear this is the same guy who was banned

Captain Howdy · Dec 18 2005, 09:03 PM

it is the same guy who was banned

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Also, are you implying that you were actually eating these in England or Holland? because if you hate england so much you surely wouldn't be here... so, you can't really blame us for your chef's uncooking food.

His IP says australia