Ronaldo the great !!!! - soccer24-7.com Forums

**Z31Fanatic** · Feb 6 2009, 06:38 PM

I saw this on another forum and thought it was a good laugh.

'I am the greatest footballer ever! No one can score freekicks like me. I even manage to get 1/20 of them on target. My trick is to kick them straight and really really hard. No one has ever thought of that before! The world class keepers at Stoke and Sporting have no other choice but to jump out of the way. I'm amazing.'

'Pfffffffffft seriously. I just scored another brace against a team battling relegation who were reduced to 10 men at Old Trafford. I am Hercules!'

'Why do I even bother turning up? This is just too easy. Today. Derby County, next week Reading. With this golden boot I have changed football.'

'ARGH!!!! REF!!! REF!!!! I'm being assaulted by gravity!!!'

'ROONEY YOU @$#%^)*#$@)* @#)$%@ @#$% HOW DARE YOU SHOOT THE BALL WHEN I WAS SOMEWHAT OPEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOX!!!! CARRICK YOU @#$%#$!@% @!#$ THAT LAST PASS WAS NOT TO MY LIKING!!! I'M JUST GONNA WAVE MY HANDS IN THE AIR AND CRY FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES!!! SERIOUSLY GUYS YOUR ROLE IN LIFE IS TO SET ME UP FOR TAP-INS, NOTHING MORE, DEAL WITH IT!!

'OH YEAH! West Brom didn't see that coming! Get lost Giggs what do you think this is? No I will now acknowledge you, this is the Cristiano Ronaldo show.'

Fergie: 'Nowe Cristiarnknow ma boy, be a good lad now, I bet ye £100 pounds thart you won't score a harttrick against Newcastlow thars weekend now.'

Ronaldive: 'Hey old man, thanks for like giving me my big break and sticking up for me when I dive in every game. Oh and when the whole of England hated me for getting my own teammate sent off in the World Cup, boy it was great to have your support. But listen, I'm gonna go play for Real Madrid now so, ah, yeah, get your arm off me!'

'Here we go! I'm the greatest player in the . . . WHAT THE!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT! THAT NEVER HAPPENS AGAINST CHARLTON AND SHEFFIELD UNITED!!! NO FAIR!!! REF REF!!!! FERGIE!!! I WANT SOME MORE PROTECTION!!!!!'

Bossanova · Feb 6 2009, 06:41 PM

**Sparky** · Feb 6 2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bossanova

4/10

Bossa, so highly?

2.5/10

Bossanova · Feb 6 2009, 06:49 PM

I like the photos.

Arrested · Feb 6 2009, 06:50 PM

Because its C.Ronaldo ill give it 3/10

EnZo · Feb 6 2009, 07:15 PM

I thought it was funny

nffcsharp · Feb 6 2009, 07:18 PM

I thought it was quite funny... better than some of the stuff on here lol

SMG316 · Feb 7 2009, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by EnZo

I thought it was funny

Ditto.

But I guess it was too much to expect Bossa to laugh at a fellow Portugese.....or Sparky to just laugh at all

This would've been complete if it somehow incorporated Ronaldo substituting himself the other week, when he just walked off without permission.

Or him kicking out at Dawson and whoever the other person was.

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My trick is to kick them straight and really really hard and stand with my feet 50cm apart and breathe really heavily before.

Edited for accuracy.

Gaurav · Feb 7 2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SMG316

Ditto.

But I guess it was too much to expect Bossa to laugh at a fellow Portugese.....or Sparky to just laugh at all

This would've been complete if it somehow incorporated Ronaldo substituting himself the other week, when he just walked off without permission.

Or him kicking out at Dawson and whoever the other person was.

Edited for accuracy.

Got to say, he is boring. Sorry dood.

Anyways Thought it was funny. Few more of them please.

**Sparky** · Feb 7 2009, 09:15 AM

I am boring because I have a different sense of humour to most on here and don't laugh at everything you guys do?

Yeah makes sense.

Gaurav · Feb 7 2009, 09:25 AM

I have never seen you enjoy a joke. I don't know everytime someone says something funny you end up saying something that kills the fun. You're just "that guy".

Sorry though,I don't know you at a personal level so shouldn't really comment.

Peace.

**Sparky** · Feb 7 2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Gaurav

I have never seen you enjoy a joke. I don't know everytime someone says something funny you end up saying something that kills the fun. You're just "that guy".

Sorry though,I don't know you at a personal level so shouldn't really comment.

Peace.

Fair enough everyone has there opinion, it is just most of the stuff on here I don't find funny as others.

Anyway, taken this topic off track.

....There we go back on track.

intotheforest · Feb 7 2009, 09:30 AM

the rip Sparky thread

**Sparky** · Feb 7 2009, 09:31 AM

Has turned that way it seems.

Might go cut myself.

EnZo · Feb 7 2009, 01:22 PM

Remember across the street, not down it

**nAz** · Feb 7 2009, 01:32 PM

Sparkys a good lad, leave him alone you big meanies.

anyway, i thought it was funny, obviously a lot of them are untrue but still funny stereotypes really of him.

Bossanova · Feb 7 2009, 01:57 PM

Any further bad words or comments made about me will result in you becoming a target in the PWNWAR.

Ok?

PS. I got contacts in Anonymous

Phil Neville · Feb 7 2009, 02:19 PM

Am still trying to figure out if Utd are a one man team or whether Ronaldo does well only against the crap teams.

-Akira · Feb 7 2009, 03:13 PM

Meh ... looks like something a 5 year old come up with.

**VDV** · Feb 7 2009, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaurav

I have never seen you enjoy a joke. I don't know everytime someone says something funny you end up saying something that kills the fun. You're just "that guy".

Sorry though,I don't know you at a personal level so shouldn't really comment.

Peace.

I hate that guy...

**Rorge** · Feb 7 2009, 03:32 PM

Sparky, how dare you not have the same adolescent sense of humour as the majority of people around here? Next thing we know, you won't even think the dick and fart jokes in the Sanc are funny. The audacity of it!

EnZo · Feb 7 2009, 04:35 PM

I'd love to know how finding this funny makes you an adolescent...

I suppose you think your sig is funny. Is that 'adult' humour?

SMG316 · Feb 7 2009, 08:40 PM

what have I started.

I always rag on Sparky about his (lack of) humour-I think hes used to it by now & grown up enough to not let it upset him.... I didnt expect it to become the talking point of what is potentially a very good thread!

PS- Sorry Bossa......you da man.

Omar · Feb 7 2009, 10:32 PM

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Oh and when the whole of England hated me for getting my own teammate sent off in the World Cup, boy it was great to have your support. But listen, I'm gonna go play for Real Madrid now so, ah, yeah, get your arm off me!'

Almost 3 years on and still bitter, eh

?

United > England, YCSYFEUYA.

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Originally Posted by Phil Neville

Am still trying to figure out if Utd are a one man team or whether Ronaldo does well only against the crap teams.

It really is a conundrum, isn't it?

BTW, I like how they show the peno miss and not his goal that started it all

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The only one that was even remotely near funny was the 'assaulted by gravity' pic. I'm being generous, I know

.

InterTillDeath · Feb 7 2009, 11:07 PM

I LOL'd. Wouldn't say their being fair to him, but hey, who is?