ODE TO BRUCE DIRE.........Sorry.......Dyer!

[Ghost:]

There was a young man name of Dyer,
Who could twist and turn on a wire.
He'd set off down the pitch,
Get a terrible itch,
And his shot would go 10 yards wide of the net 13 feet above it straight into row 5 seat 38 gangway 4 of the North Stand and the best bit is we were playing t'other way!


I'll get mi coat shall I?
Exit stage left to silent applause.

[barnsley-red]

Why don't you stop knocking Bruce Dyer when he has the one of the highest work rates in the team. Maybe you should get at someone like Barker or Donovan seeing they usually lose the matches for us. Or even better you could just stop taking the p!*s all together seeing twelve unbeaten isn't exactly a bad run and Birmingham aren't a bad team. :mad

[Manic Loop]

ah bruce dyer. would only be named better if his surname was bruce totally fucking useless

[Garrod!]

made at the palace :)

[barnsley-red]

Ahh look who scored our goal against palace! Funny how things change. Sheron was absolutely useless. And then, for some stupid reason, Parkin took him off put two foot Rankin on and they tried lobbing balls past Palace's eight foot defenders. Eh? What was that all about?

[Jere Markus]

good lyrics, ghost :)

[Garrod!]

as a former palace player its only right that he should score against us. Hes an alright player whos either really good, or really bad. Has he leanrt the offside rule yet?