squad for the friendly against the dutch

[bastian]

Das Aufgebot:
Tor: Oliver Kahn (Bayern München), Timo Hildebrand (VfB Stuttgart)

Abwehr: Arne Friedrich (Hertha BSC), Andreas Hinkel, Thomas Hitzlsperger (beide VfB Stuttgart), Robert Huth (FC Chelsea), Per Mertesacker (Hannover 96), Christian Wörns (Borussia Dortmund)

Mittelfeld: Michael Ballack, Sebastian Deisler (beide Bayern München), Tim Borowski, Torsten Frings (beide Werder Bremen), Fabian Ernst (FC Schalke 04), Dietmar Hamann (FC Liverpool), Bernd Schneider (Bayer 04 Leverkusen)

Angriff: Gerald Asamoah, Kevin Kuranyi (beide FC Schalke 04), Miroslav Klose (Werder Bremen), Oliver Neuville (Borussia Mönchengladbach)

WTF no podolski no schweini , neuville???? come on klinsi......

[Barje]

Both Schweinsteiger and Podolski are being rested for this game.

I still think this is a pretty good team. I'm happy to see Neuville there, instead of Brdaric. :rolleyes:

[Timonator]

Poldi & Schweini aren't fit at all! It'd bring nothing to let them play.

Hmm I thought Neuville played not bad against Bayern. But Hitz as LB again, won't be that good. Why isn't Klinsi calling Jansen?

Oh well, I don't take this game serious, b/c all player aren't 100% fit yet.

[jordankhamra]

I am sure Hanke is not feeling to good about not being included. the 2 match suspension for the most part have screwed his WC chances. I like some of the defenseive changes Klinsi has made. Hopefully we will see Lauth in there in a couple of months.

[locoLopez]

i would prefer benny lauth instead of neuville

[bastian]

i would prefer benny lauth instead of neuville


100% agreed

[Gerry_BMG]

I prefer Jansen (the Gladbach left back with the tall body and beautiful face one, not the Dortmund one) over all of them. YIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Valmiki]

I am sure Hanke is not feeling to good about not being included. the 2 match suspension for the most part have screwed his WC chances. I like some of the defenseive changes Klinsi has made. Hopefully we will see Lauth in there in a couple of months.

Didn't Klinsmann say that he would try to get the 2 match suspension for Hanke lifted?? Any update on that?

What's the status with our #1 defender --- Metzelder??

I see that Schweini didn't play for Bayern last weekend, maybe injured. And I hope Podolski is really being rested, and has not been ommitted on merit.

Nice to see Hamann back in the squad.

[Cyan]

Nice to see both Hamann and Neuvile:)

[Valmiki]

Nice to see both Hamann and Neuvile:)

Agree with Hamann, not Neuville, especially with talent like Lauth, Hanke Podolski, Auer around. Kuranyi and Klose are the others in contention too.

I feel Klinsmann will take 4 strikers.

[Kroos]

Yeah, I can't believe he prefered Neuville over Auer! How dare he!

What about Janker?? :D

[Timonator]

Metzelder said in an interview today that he stays in contact with Klinsi. They called him and said that he doesn't have to worry, he'll get his chance this year.

But at the moment he must find his old form and he should try to play a season without getting injured.

[Valmiki]

Metzelder said in an interview today that he stays in contact with Klinsi. They called him and said that he doesn't have to worry, he'll get his chance this year.

But at the moment he must find his old form and he should try to play a season without getting injured.


Is he fit now? Did he play over the weekend?

[Cyan]

I'ne always been a fan of Neuvile and I am happy to see him back.

Janker? No thanks!!

[Cyan]

Does anyone know Holland's line up??

[Gerry_BMG]

well I dont know exactly but I think it will be:

----------cheesy_gk

---cheesy_rb----cheesy_cb_1----cheesy_cb_2-----cheesy_lb

---chessy_rm----cheesy_cm_1-----cheesy_cm_2---cheesy_lm

------------cheesy_forward_1--------cheesy_foward_2

[Cyan]

:laugh :clap :bowing

[bastian]

:bowing well I dont know exactly but I think it will be:

----------cheesy_gk

---cheesy_rb----cheesy_cb_1----cheesy_cb_2-----cheesy_lb

---chessy_rm----cheesy_cm_1-----cheesy_cm_2---cheesy_lm

------------cheesy_forward_1--------cheesy_foward_2


:clap :clap :laugh :bowing

[Timonator]

Is he fit now? Did he play over the weekend?

Yes I think he played last weekend :USA_Blue and he's fit too (not injured)


Gerry :bowing I love jokes about holland :laugh :holy247

[Gerry_BMG]

Three europeans are captured in Saudi Arabia due to drinking alcohol, which is strictly forbidden. The three europeans, one swiss, one german and one dutch are led before the King Of Arabia. The King says to the swiss: "You have commited a terrible crime you will have to suffer for what you did. But you have one wish for free before you will suffer the bullwhip. So speak, what is it you want?" The Swiss sais: "I want a pillow strapped on my back". THe King sais: "So be it". The pillow is strapped on his back. The penalty is executed. 30 bullwhips. After 5 whips the pillow is burst and the Swiss sufferes terrible pain with the remaining blows...

Now the Dutch has a wish for free... tho dutch might smell they are not dumb. He wishes that 2 pillows are strapped on his back for protection. But during the exectution of his penalty the pillows burst after 10 bullwhips thus making the dutch suffer heavily.

Next is the german up to suffering. The King ask him: "Well german I like your country you have won the world cup and you are fine people. What is your wish my friend." He replies "Strap the dutch on my back".

[Timonator]

:laugh :woot

The poor dutch :D Did you make that joke up, Gerry?

:D

[Gerry_BMG]

:laugh :woot

The poor dutch :D Did you make that joke up, Gerry?

:D

No, I didnt just make it up. But this joke was always a big laugh when I told it. Even when I told it to a bunch of poles (my best friend is polish) during a christmas party. That shows me: laughing about dutch is universal :cheers

[Timonator]

Hehe, yeah it's really funny :laugh

I just told my family the joke and they laughed too :D especially my father laughed his a$s off :D

[Gerry_BMG]

good to hear that...

what does the dutch do when he managed to become world champion?























he switches off the playstation and goes to sleep.

[Timonator]

Hihi...I know that joke :D it's a classic one :laugh
Man I love dutch people...and I love to watch the WC-1974-video...always like medicine for me :D

Gerry do you remember 2002..."Ohne Holland fahrn wir zur WM" :D dutch people are great!

[Gerry_BMG]

Hihi...I know that joke :D it's a classic one :laugh
Man I love dutch people...and I love to watch the WC-1974-video...always like medicine for me :D

Gerry do you remember 2002..."Ohne Holland fahrn wir zur WM" :D dutch people are great!

Yeah dutch people are great as long as they keep away from automobils
I nearly had a terrible accident once nearly caused by a dutch driving a car with a carvan behind him. No joke. After that I believe everything that is said about dutch not being able to drive.

Yeah this joke is old. Sorry. :laugh

[Timonator]

Really? I bet the dutch wouldn't have stopped if he'd have caused the accident :laugh

It's so weird, why do dutch people have so many caravans? Van der Vaart said that he grew up in a caravan :woot

Seriously why does almost every dutch guy owe a caravan?!? Maybe they have no money for buying houses :laugh or it's more comfortable...who knows.

[ACBerb]

Carvan = Trailer... So the dutch are just like the Trailer Park Boys over here! :laugh

[Timonator]

You have these weird things too, AL :woot

God bless carvan free Germany! We have em here too, but not many :laugh

[Gerry_BMG]

Lol... Mir is egal wat de duits maake. Ik will kauf mir a anhänge für de uto. Des it good fuer unsre reputansje :drinkbeer:laugh

[Timonator]

LMAO Gerry when you talk dutch I'm on the floor lol :laugh :drinkbeer

Where did you learn that?!? From Advocat :ninja

[bastian]

LMAO Gerry when you talk dutch I'm on the floor lol :laugh :drinkbeer

Where did you learn that?!? From Advocat :ninja

the real secret is gerry is half dutch half german , thats why he speaks dutch , even his name is dutch ...right G-dude??? :drinkbeer

[Gerry_BMG]

Thanks Bastian. Yeah Timo, Gerrit is my name, and that is the name of a dutch. But I am proud on my name and I eat a lot of cheese. Ignore me or behead me. :holy247

[Gerry_BMG]

LMAO Gerry when you talk dutch I'm on the floor lol :laugh :drinkbeer

Where did you learn that?!? From Advocat :ninja

Is that dutch? :laugh

[bastian]

Gerrit is my name, and that is the name of a dutch. But I am proud on my name and I eat a lot of cheese.


tell him the whole truth G-Dude, you eat cheese and also smell like a cheesy dutch... :laugh

[Timonator]

Hey that's a coool name...Gerrit :cool very unique...you can really be proud of it :drinkbeer

Ah and cheese is yummy. I love to eat 'Emmentaler' (but Emmentaler is from Swiss, I think)

[Gerry_BMG]

tell him the whole truth G-Dude, you eat cheese and also smell like a cheesy dutch... :laugh

I do? you traitor downloaded the new version of MSN you arsehole... *puts on his eau de cologne*

[Gerry_BMG]

Hey that's a coool name...Gerrit :cool very unique...you can really be proud of it :drinkbeer

Ah and cheese is yummy. I love to eat 'Emmentaler' (but Emmentaler is from Swiss, I think)

I like my name because it is very uncommon. I wouldnt like to have a usual name in germany. Well to be honest I dont like "raw" cheese. I only eat it cooked. Same with dutchies.

[Timonator]

I like all kind of cheese.

Cheese on bread, pizza, spagetti...and so on...damn now I'm hungry...*runs to fridge*

:drinkbeer

My parents gave me a common name :( My father wanted to name me Antonio, but my mum loved the Timo name so much that my father gave up.

Isn't it weird that my fav player has the same name?!? I always laugh about that :laugh

[Gerry_BMG]

Dont we laugh about everything after we drank enough?

When I was younger I thought about changing my name into a italian name because I thought they sound nice. But with time I came to love my name.
Being called Antonio as a german would make it weird. People will say: "Oh you are italian." Than you have to say: "no I am german." Relpy:"ohhh" :drinkbeer

[Timonator]

Dont we laugh about everything after we drank enough?

When I was younger I thought about changing my name into a italian name because I thought they sound nice. But with time I came to love my name.
Being called Antonio as a german would make it weird. People will say: "Oh you are italian." Than you have to say: "no I am german." Relpy:"ohhh"

That's exactly why my mum wanted to call me Timo :cool

Well, I can't complain about my name...never had any problems with it.

Boy, I have eaten too much cheese...

[ACBerb]

Gerrit is my name,

Ok since we are on the name game... Question G-man. Is your name pronounced Gerrit like Jarrett? or Gerrit like Garrett? I kind of always wondered since it could be either in English. Like my second name which my Dad picked as a German name (but my mom spelled) is Carl, when in German it is spelled Karl!

[Gerry_BMG]

Its pronounced Gerrit, good old german way of speaking dutch. :drinkbeer