Al_the_drummer how are u

[Coldplay]

Haven't seen u coming to this forum for a while.......Busy?

Your comments on German NT and the youngsters are very objective, hope u will be back again

[Gerry_BMG]

My guess is that Al is fed up with german football since super star Marcell Jansen hit the stage.

[Distant Voices]

Al is busy being Piotr Trochowski's personal masseur and personal assistant.
He's even started wearing shirt skirts and dying his hair blond.

[ACBerb]

My guess would be that he's come over here to Canada to meet Neil Peart and learn some new skill's. Unfortunately during their jam session Al was badly hurt in a serious Double bassin' accident! He is now in traction and cannot manage to get word off to the boys at 24/7! :cool

[Al_the drummer]

Your all half right, actually the story begins deep in the jungles of Southern Cambodia where me Harrison Ford, Uri Gella and former Karlsruhe starlet Sean Dundee were searching for the lost treasure of Sierra Madries.

We arrived in Da Nung, we reached for the spades to dig for the burried treasure but Uri Geller insisted we all used the powers of the mind and the treasure would reavel, I suggesested we burried Uri Geller and use his dimembered legs and ass as a tent prop, Uri met his enevitable doom, didn't see that one coming.

After many days of long friutless digging and survivng on a diet of grass and racoon turd I was getting mighty sick of my new life and my comrades. In desparation I propositioned mr. Dundee, 'lets get the hell outta here man, u and me, we can run off to the outback, drink fosters all day and thwart colombian drug barrons, whaddaya say? After reminding me for the 17th team he wasn't the real crocodile Dundee but some looser Bundesliga striker I spat yacks piss in his face and made a run for it. I swam the Indian Ocean and now live in the Phillipeanes as a ladyboy pimp, they give good head you know.

Yes what life could be....the real reason is that I took a sledgee hammer to my old PC after it crashed and lost all my porno, I'm now using a 1987 P100 PC which I beleived is powered by a mouse on a wheel inside the chassiss and surfing the net is about as tedious as watching Mario Gomes attempt to play football. I'll be back with a new PC in a few weeks when my court settlement comes through and I'm decalred sane by the state.

Back soon weirdo's,

Al

[Distant Voices]

Al-a whole post and nothing about Danyl Cimen's debut...you must be so proud

[Gerry_BMG]

:laugh Proud like a Father whos son gets a nobel prize