Stevedox
Feb 29 2004, 03:07 PM
So what would you buy them?
Sir Bobby Robson: A brain
Shay Given: A new defense
S Harper: A start
Aaron Hughes: The ability to tackle
Olivier Bernard: Some hair clippers
Titus Bramble: Some balance
Andy O'Brien: A new smaller indestructable nose
Woodgate: The ability to play more than 20 games per season
L Robert: A heart
Hugo Viana: See L Robert
Gary Speed: Some self-belief infront of goal
J. Jenas: Some courage
L Bowyer: A friend
D Ambrose: Who gives a shite?
K. Dyer: A head shrinker
S Ameobi: Some vision
C Bellamy: A mouth gag
A Shearer: Some new legs and some hair
Sir Bobby Robson: A brain
Shay Given: A new defense
S Harper: A start
Aaron Hughes: The ability to tackle
Olivier Bernard: Some hair clippers
Titus Bramble: Some balance
Andy O'Brien: A new smaller indestructable nose
Woodgate: The ability to play more than 20 games per season
L Robert: A heart
Hugo Viana: See L Robert
Gary Speed: Some self-belief infront of goal
J. Jenas: Some courage
L Bowyer: A friend
D Ambrose: Who gives a shite?
K. Dyer: A head shrinker
S Ameobi: Some vision
C Bellamy: A mouth gag
A Shearer: Some new legs and some hair