Glaswegian Rhapsody

[Scottie_G]

(soz shed, but this I think need to live here, most scots will see it then!!)

Glaswegian rhapsody (to the tune of bohemian rhapsody)

>Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
>Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
>Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me
>Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D
>Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer
>dug, ride yer ma!
>Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater
>tae me.....tae me.
>
>Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
>Buckie bottle tae the heid
>An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
>Haw maw, um just oan parole
>An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
>Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
>Never meant tae steal yer purse
>But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
>Carry oot, Carry oot!
>An we'll go oot on the batter!
>Too late, the bailiff's here
>Sends shivers doon ma spine
>Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
>Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
>Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
>Haw Maw, oohooh oooh
>I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never
>been washed at all
>I see a little silhouetto of a bam
>Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
>Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very
>frightening to me!
>Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair
>and some skins
>Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
>I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
>He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
>Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
>Gat tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
>For f*cksake NO I will not get a job
>Get a job
>For f*cksake I will not get a job
>Get a job,
>Will not get a job
>Get a job
>Will not get a job
>no no no no no.....
>Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
>Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
>For me, for meeee!
>So you hink ye can slash me a pish in ma eye?
>So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
>Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
>Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
>
>F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
>F*ck all really matters.....
>F*ck all really matter tae meeeeeee.

[Ystoop]

You.ve made me ruin my underpants :banghead

:bowing :bowing :bowing

Be intersting to see if our international mates understand a word of it.

[Blue]

:laugh :laugh :laugh I understood 99% m8

[Ystoop]

So good he posted it twice :nono :nono :nono

[Shed Boy]

What was posted twice? The original topic?

Class Scottie and I don't mind it here as threads like this will help keep the place alive during the close season.

[Scottie_G]

Originally posted by Shed Boy@Jun 18 2003, 02:22 PM
What was posted twice? The original topic?

Class Scottie and I don't mind it here as threads like this will help keep the place alive during the close season.
posted twice is referring to the fact that I posted it in the sanc as well, but thought it would have more impact here, plus its FAF!!!!!!

[Scottyboy]

its quality :laugh :clap

[TedNolan]

Originally posted by Pootsy@Jun 18 2003, 07:39 AM
You.ve made me ruin my underpants :banghead

:bowing :bowing :bowing

Be intersting to see if our international mates understand a word of it.
Didn't not really understand it... except for the take a job part.. hilarious.

[Shed Boy]

Originally posted by TedNolan+Jun 19 2003, 01:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TedNolan @ Jun 19 2003, 01:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Pootsy@Jun 18 2003, 07:39 AM
You.ve made me ruin my underpants :banghead

:bowing&nbsp; :bowing&nbsp; :bowing

Be intersting to see if our international mates understand a word of it.
Didn't not really understand it... except for the take a job part.. hilarious. [/b][/quote]
Someone should translate it. I'd do it but im too tired just now. Might do it tomorrow.

[Scottie_G]

can't really translate it, I tried and its just not funny in english. It doesn't have the same meaning.

sorry to our non-scottish understanding friends, but this one you'll have to trust us on is FAF!!

[Gez]

Hehehehe, funny stuff, also agree translated in english wouldn't have the same effect.

[lapsed_fan]

Very clever :clap :clap

[CelticBhoy]

:clap :laugh



However.....

Ahmur fae Glesga ya boufin boggin non weegie diddies, weel chib yer coupons ya glaekit ejits.

gies a honner Scottyboy tae malky ra nyaff keechs

[TedNolan]

Originally posted by Scottie_G@Jun 20 2003, 02:58 AM
can't really translate it, I tried and its just not funny in english. It doesn't have the same meaning.

sorry to our non-scottish understanding friends, but this one you'll have to trust us on is FAF!!
I'm sure it would not be as fun if it were translated. but even tought i understand it at like 50-60%, the parts i get are funny as hell.

[Blue]

Originally posted by CelticBhoy@Jun 20 2003, 04:32 PM
:clap :laugh



However.....

Ahmur fae Glesga ya boufin boggin non weegie diddies, weel chib yer coupons ya glaekit ejits.

gies a honner Scottyboy tae malky ra nyaff keechs
What the fooooookin hell was that CB?????
I thought speaking in tongues was limited to where I live...sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh :P


Ah whell...lang may yer breeks reek ;)

[CelticBhoy]

Originally posted by USA Blue@Jun 21 2003, 12:16 AM


Ah whell...lang may yer breeks reek ;)

Thanks, but the ointment's working :blink:


Aye weel, get a couple of Glaswegians together and no-one can understand them. I was once at a meeting abroad with lots of different nationalities with everybody speaking in English, and someone asked me what my first language was :angry: :censored

[TedNolan]

Originally posted by CelticBhoy+Jun 22 2003, 04:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CelticBhoy @ Jun 22 2003, 04:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-USA Blue@Jun 21 2003, 12:16 AM


Ah whell...lang may yer breeks reek ;)

Thanks, but the ointment's working :blink:


Aye weel, get a couple of Glaswegians together and no-one can understand them. I was once at a meeting abroad with lots of different nationalities with everybody speaking in English, and someone asked me what my first language was :angry: :censored [/b][/quote]
:laugh Same thing here when french people hear us, they just can't understand.

[Scottie_G]

Originally posted by CelticBhoy@Jun 20 2003, 09:32 PM
:clap :laugh



However.....

Ahmur fae Glesga ya boufin boggin non weegie diddies, weel chib yer coupons ya glaekit ejits.

gies a honner Scottyboy tae malky ra nyaff keechs
oi, shat it ya wee bam, or I'll come ower thir an help ye oot wi a shinnereftir I malky ye, ye wedgie shlag!!

(oh what fun when us scots git the'gither!!)

[CelticBhoy]

Originally posted by Scottie_G@Jun 23 2003, 10:06 AM

(oh what fun when us scots git the'gither!!)
Fight in a empty house :USA_Blue's_Smiley


AND......



Getifu ya bassa ;)

[Scottie_G]

Originally posted by CelticBhoy+Jun 23 2003, 09:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CelticBhoy @ Jun 23 2003, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Scottie_G@Jun 23 2003, 10:06 AM

(oh what fun when us scots git the'gither!!)
Fight in a empty house :USA_Blue's_Smiley


AND......



Getifu ya bassa ;) [/b][/quote]
erufau, seeroobee, I LOVE you,

seeroobee, erufau, you love me toooooooooo

seeroobee, erufau, erufau,....I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU


(Its just like the parties back in the tenemants)

Oi, git yir paws oafae mah bevi ye we s***e ye.*makly fir CB*

[Rawbee]

im canadian but my dad was born in scotland...that was great...i applaud :clap

ps Rangers Forever :king

[CelticBhoy]

Originally posted by Rawbee@Jul 19 2003, 11:56 PM
im canadian but my dad was born in scotland...that was great...i applaud :clap

ps Rangers Forever :king
It was nice when you started by saying your dad was Scottish :USA_Blue's_Smiley then you spoilt it by


"Rangers Forever" :puke


Nah Welcome to the Scottish forum :clap , have you been to Scotland or seen the gers play ?

[Rawbee]

nope i havent been yet but next summer im going!...i was gonna see the celtic against Man U in seattle this summer but i wasnt old enough to go on this bus trip my dads work had organized...not drinking age ..but whatever...im looking forward to going to Scotland though ive heard so much and met all my relatives and stuff.

[Shed Boy]

welcome to the site mate stick around an keep posting.

[Fair City Bear]

[COLOR=blue] :) Welcome mate, hope you enjoy your trip.

where about will you be basing yourselves? :)

[Foley87]

tried singin to it in a kinda glswegian accent

made some of the the words a lot clearer

very good

[The Basa]

Fight in a empty house :USA_Blue's_Smiley


AND......



Getifu ya bassa ;)

If you are going to use Getifu then you should also have the link. www.getifu.com (http://www.getifu.com)

[Glasgowlatic]

V old but still v funny

.......annnnnnnnyyyywayyyyyyyyyyyy da clyde flows.....

:laugh

[CelticBhoy]

:laugh Ah remember this, another auld yin :laugh

Glaswegian rhapsody (to the tune of bohemian rhapsody)

>Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
>Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
>Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me
>Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D
>Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer
>dug, ride yer ma!
>Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater
>tae me.....tae me.
>
>Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
>Buckie bottle tae the heid
>An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
>Haw maw, um just oan parole
>An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
>Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
>Never meant tae steal yer purse
>But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
>Carry oot, Carry oot!
>An we'll go oot on the batter!
>Too late, the bailiff's here
>Sends shivers doon ma spine
>Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
>Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
>Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
>Haw Maw, oohooh oooh
>I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never
>been washed at all
>I see a little silhouetto of a bam
>Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
>Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very
>frightening to me!
>Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair
>and some skins
>Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
>I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
>He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
>Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
>Gat tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
>For f*cksake NO I will not get a job
>Get a job
>For f*cksake I will not get a job
>Get a job,
>Will not get a job
>Get a job
>Will not get a job
>no no no no no.....
>Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
>Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
>For me, for meeee!
>So you hink ye can slash me a pish in ma eye?
>So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
>Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
>Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
>
>F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
>F*ck all really matters.....
>F*ck all really matter tae meeeeeee.