ACBerb's holiday thread!

[ACBerb]

Time again to wish all a happy holiday season, all the best to you and yours in the German forum.
Frohe Weihnachten/Merry Christmas, and happy Winter Solstice, Jul, Modresnach und Perchta, یلدا , Deuorius Riuri, Kwanzaa, DōngZhì, Shabe Yaldā, Amaterasu, Choimus, Hogmanay (for Palm), Koleda (for Oli) and Hanukkah (for Gerry)... *hopes he hasn't missed anyone's winter celebration*

No songs this year I thought I'd do something different, here's the theme:
Pick a member (or two or three) and give them an internet gift (skies the limit only for fun, unless some of you are multi-billionaires and can really buy anything and fix matches... Italian forum I'm looking in your corner!) for the holidays. I'll go first to get this thing rolling...

To Gerry_BMG

From Saint Nicholas der Weihnachtsmann - BMG to be brought back into the BL1 and seasons tickets so he can actually get off his arse and support them full time... also a 100,000 euro's for some drinking money at the games. *see the money gone before next winter's break*
From Knecht Ruprecht - an extra large bowl of sauerkraut which he will be forced to eat at gun point!

To Timonator

From Saint Nicholas der Weihnachtsmann - a 2008 Euro win for Germany and a really posh internet design job which as a perk includes free seasons tickets to Vfb.
From Knecht Ruprecht - another Stuttgart CL campaign like this years... :S sorry T-man that Ruprecht is a bit of an A-hole!

OK now I've got the ball rolling...

[Valmiki]

All these present are from Saint Valmiki:

ACBERB
A Rolex watch with an automatic alarm that goes off every Sunday after the BL matches so ACBERB can update the top scorer's list. And a lifetime supply of contraceptives for his wife so that ACBERB will not add to his large family.

PALM
A helipcopter to get around from that remote island in Scotland. Your bike riding days are over dude. And also, majority shares in the Chivas Regal Scotch Whiskey operation in Scotland.

[Schwalker]

To Valmiki...
A Grand cru to celebrate the next German trophy.
To Dandy...
A megapack Prozac.
To ACBERB..
A SUV so he can drive safely..
To Timo..
A girlfriend.
To Gerry
A date with a blind Taiwanese girl I happen to know.
To Palmero..
Two tickets to the Euro2008 final
To Into the forest..
A promotion for Forest.
To Al the drummer..
A season ticket for Millerntor..
To Grant AKA Plasticpaddy
A week in Amsterdam with Gerry as guide..
To Bwolf..
An England game won on penalty shootouts
To Orswich..
A moment of rest..
To Mertesacker..
An unexpected financial windfall..
To Coldplay..
A rebuilt GD stadium.
To Opapritchikowski..
An extra season ticket.

All others are invited to my place so we can share a stack of sixpacks and talk about the others behind their backs!!!
And play with the dogs while drunk...:D

[Schwalker]

Mind you..the little fellow in the pic above have grown..;)

[Valmiki]

OK Schwalk, this dog is for you for this xmas. He is fully trained too:drinkbeer

[Schwalker]

OK Schwalk, this dog is for you for this xmas. He is fully trained too:drinkbeer

Hmm..If it is fully trained why are you keeping it chained? :laugh

[Al_the drummer]

Love the dogs, I used to have a black Alsatian which is the English substitute term to avoid using 'German Sheppard' but as tends to happen the bugger died and, well, I don't like to talk about it. Nowadays I don't have the room, they need plenty of space and a big garden which I don't presently don't, alas, we don't all have 100 acre castles in Sweden.

Back on topic, I shall be mostly spending my Christmas pissed, Brits usually join hands over the festive period and dance into a kind of 'drunken collective unconscious' aka getting as shi*tfaced as possible and pissing in people's back gardens on the way home from the pub, what better way to celebrate the life of our lord and savoir Jesus Christ.

[Valmiki]

Hmm..If it is fully trained why are you keeping it chained? :laugh

Can't walk the dog in public without a leash. Anyway his name is Andreas Brehme and he is from Kaiserslautern.

[ACBerb]

Love the dogs, I used to have a black Alsatian which is the English substitute term to avoid using 'German Sheppard' but as tends to happen the bugger died and, well, I don't like to talk about it. Nowadays I don't have the room, they need plenty of space and a big garden which I don't presently don't, alas, we don't all have 100 acre castles in Sweden.


Ahhh for Al_the drummer - A castle with a 100 acre garden, that has plenty of room for pissing and running a dog... Also this pooch here which I found with some interesting markings for a Schäferhund, I don't think anyone will be silly enough to call this one an Alsatian!

[Timonator]

haha well done boyos! Merry Christmas to you and your families.

Al (the drummer) please stay alive. Drinking is not good for your health. Try juice! :S

Al (the Berb!) boyo, why dont you buy such a dog? I'm sure your wife would love it!

Schwal, you are a good peot but i have to disappoint you. i already have a girlfriend! :devil

[ACBerb]

Al (the Berb!) boyo, why dont you buy such a dog? I'm sure your wife would love it!

She would T, but I already have Palm coming back in January to look after, take for walks, and clean up after, so we'll have to wait on the doggy.
My my best friend breeds these huge blue pitbull's and he offered to give me a pup for free... however the misses will not agree to it, I this Grayson would easily keep it in line, I don't know what she's on about!
:cool
Link - http://www.freewebs.com/gladiatorpits/index.htm

[Schwalker]

100 acre Castle in Sweden...Yeah, right.

You are talking about my neighbours (in Sweden) actually...I´m seldom jealous but that manor is just to much for me.
And him a Utd fan to boot. Some people are just born lucky.

[palmer]

for al i give him overweight scottish git.
al pitbulls are swines do not get such a beast although they do eat less than me and smell better, according to grayson.