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msaidalshahhaf
May 1 2003, 02:30 PM
Please be aware that Celticfootballclub strenuously deny that President Martin O'Neil jumps 6 feet into the air like a salmon on speed at the slightest provocation.
He in no way look an a*se when he does this.
Any claims to the contrary are merely American propaganda, aimed at the peaceful citizens of Celtic Park.
These images of him jumping like an a*se are not President O'Neil. From what I glimpsed, these gardens with rows of palm trees on the side, which you saw in the images, are located in the south of Abu Ghreib, where we have surrounded the Americans and Portuguese."

Regarding Porto travelling to Seville, they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded

Blue
May 1 2003, 05:04 PM
I may be way way waaaaaaaaaaaaaay off the mark here but do you like a certain team that play in blue and come from the nicer part of Glasgow? ;)

CelticBhoy
May 1 2003, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by msaidalshahhaf@May 1 2003, 03:05 PM
Please be aware that Celticfootballclub strenuously deny that President Martin O'Neil jumps 6 feet into the air like a salmon on speed at the slightest provocation.
He in no way look an a*se when he does this.
Any claims to the contrary are merely American propaganda, aimed at the peaceful citizens of Celtic Park.
These images of him jumping like an a*se are not President O'Neil. From what I glimpsed, these gardens with rows of palm trees on the side, which you saw in the images, are located in the south of Abu Ghreib, where we have surrounded the Americans and Portuguese."

Regarding Porto travelling to Seville, they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded
Humourless, but persistant, can only be Ger :razz


After being humped at home, admittedly by a European finalist , how do you fancy your chances v Dundee Sunday ?

Blue
May 1 2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by CelticBhoy+May 1 2003, 04:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CelticBhoy @ May 1 2003, 04:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--msaidalshahhaf@May 1 2003, 03:05 PM
Please be aware that Celticfootballclub strenuously deny that President Martin O'Neil jumps 6 feet into the air like a salmon on speed at the slightest provocation.
He in no way look an a*se when he does this.
Any claims to the contrary are merely American propaganda, aimed at the peaceful citizens of Celtic Park.
These images of him jumping like an a*se are not President O'Neil. From what I glimpsed, these gardens with rows of palm trees on the side, which you saw in the images, are located in the south of Abu Ghreib, where we have surrounded the Americans and Portuguese."

Regarding Porto travelling to Seville, they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded
Humourless, but persistant, can only be Ger :razz


After being humped at home, admittedly by a European finalist , how do you fancy your chances v Dundee Sunday ? [/b][/quote]
Better than yours against Porto ;)

CelticBhoy
May 2 2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by USA Blue@May 1 2003, 11:23 PM
Better than yours against Porto ;)
Touché :P :)