Shanks

[Boovy]

Just wondering, what do you all think of him? Since he obviously wants to be a United fan and hates you all, especially AHM. He once PMed me and told me Liverpool smells, what do you have to say about that!?

Honestly I think the problem with Shanks is hes secretly jealous of people like AHM, and its consuming him to a level where he has to lash out. I understand Shanks mate, we all do. Therefore I urge the people who like Shanks to come out in this thread and show their support to the closet Manc, its the least he deserves

[Boovy]

Forgot to say, this is a serious question

[Shanks]

Im not giving him any support, I think Shanks is a ******* *****, and a disgrace to his grandad an dhis family and his football club.

Pm'ing boovy and saying Liverpool smells, he ought to be ashamed of himself.

Lets all band together and run him off the site. he hates the wools, so he has no place here, he can take our lives, but he can never take, OUR FREEDOM..................................SMG for MOD, SMG for MOD, SMG for MOD, gibve the people a voice.

Viva le revolution.

[AHM]

I think he's a bit of an arrogant *****.

But he certainly knows his football.

[Boovy]

Now now shanks, thats not the kind of post we want to see. We want to be supporting shanks in these deeply disturbing times

[SILVI0]

Are you also a self hurter shanks :laugh

[Shanks]

Im sorry, i cant help it, i saw his name and it just gave me a place to vent my anger at him...............

[Leethered]

A manure fan posting about Liverpool fans in our forum again, don't you like your own Forum Boovy.:nono

Me thinks another boovy windup

[Shanks]

A manure fan posting about Liverpool fans in our forum again, don't you like your own Forum Boovy.:nono

Me thinks another boovy windup


LMAO..........you think. :drinkbeer

[Sparky]

Thank god you said it was a wind up geeman, we'd never of guessed that!

Thanks.

[Leethered]

Thank god you said it was a wind up geeman, we'd never of guessed that!

Thanks.

I had explain it as there are so many Manure fans in here now:laugh

[Sparky]

I had explain it as there are so many Manure fans in here now:laugh

Again id just like to say thanks.

[SILVI0]

As geeman is so clever to notice it was a wind up could he use his wisdom to figure out what my fiancee has done with my jaffa cakes

[Sparky]

As geeman is so clever to notice it was a wind up could he use his wisdom to figure out what my fiancee has done with my jaffa cakes

:laugh :clap

[Shanks]

As geeman is so clever to notice it was a wind up could he use his wisdom to figure out what my fiancee has done with my jaffa cakes


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I literally did LAUGH OUT LOUD at that lad.

[Boovy]

As geeman is so clever to notice it was a wind up could he use his wisdom to figure out what my fiancee has done with my jaffa cakes


:laugh

[Sparky]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I literally did LAUGH OUT LOUD at that lad.

Same as mate. Funniest thing i've read on here for a while.

[Leethered]

As geeman is so clever to notice it was a wind up could he use his wisdom to figure out what my fiancee has done with my jaffa cakes

Gave them to the milkman to keep his energy levels up:laugh

[Gadger]

As geeman is so clever to notice it was a wind up could he use his wisdom to figure out what my fiancee has done with my jaffa cakes


:bowing

Quality reply.

[Sparky]

Gave them to the milkman to keep his energy levels up:laugh

*Watches tumbleweed roll by*

[Gadger]

Gave them to the milkman to keep his energy levels up:laugh

Poor effort.

[Shanks]

LOL, ha ha ha ha, im so happy my names attached to this thread.

[Vendetta]

******* hell geeman is an idiot.

[Shanks]

Im sat here pissing myself on this site this afternoon.

[Sparky]

Im sat here pissing myself on this site this afternoon.

This thread and the Boovy one livened up my day.

Was bored ****less until those two threads were made.

[Shanks]

This one was mine and Boovus brain child via msn lol.........ooops, have I said too much.

[Leethered]

******* hell geeman is an idiot.

And you're a w**ker, so what

[SILVI0]

Well they have brightened up what could of been a very dull afternoon

[Vendetta]

And you're a w**ker, so what
To be honest, I know. If you accept you're an idiot with the humour of a ******* mule, everyone will be happy.

[Shanks]

LOl, it has been hilarious, especially the jaffa cakes one lad. ******* priceless.

[Slug]

Everyone high today.. :cool ?

[scottdc]

Everyone high today.. :cool ?

shanks is a fan of the whacky backy

[spen71]

Is it just me or is everyone acting like skunkheads? Or I am I too drunk?

[Wilson18]

No your just a norm scouser. :cool

[spen71]

No your just a norm scouser. :cool

Nope I just got a wack off the missus. I am drunk.

[Baggio]

Just wondering, what do you all think of him? Since he obviously wants to be a United fan and hates you all, especially AHM. He once PMed me and told me Liverpool smells, what do you have to say about that!?

Honestly I think the problem with Shanks is hes secretly jealous of people like AHM, and its consuming him to a level where he has to lash out. I understand Shanks mate, we all do. Therefore I urge the people who like Shanks to come out in this thread and show their support to the closet Manc, its the least he deserves


You could well be onto something mate, lets not forget that he styled his facial hair to match Gary Neville not so long ago...

[Wilson18]

Nope I just got a wack off the missus. I am drunk.




Good going fella. Is "Just got a wack off the missus" a scouse way of saying i just got a shag? Your obviously not married if thats so.

[spen71]

Good going fella. Is "Just got a wack off the missus" a scouse way of saying i just got a shag? Your obviously not married if thats so.

Nope married for 16 years, 3 kids and 1 on the way. Drink and me and the missus has always been a problem. It does not help that I was in the pub at 9 this morning.

[Wilson18]

Nope married for 16 years.



it'll never last.

[Magic_H]

Just wondering, what do you all think of him? Since he obviously wants to be a United fan and hates you all, especially AHM. He once PMed me and told me Liverpool smells, what do you have to say about that!?

Honestly I think the problem with Shanks is hes secretly jealous of people like AHM, and its consuming him to a level where he has to lash out. I understand Shanks mate, we all do. Therefore I urge the people who like Shanks to come out in this thread and show their support to the closet Manc, its the least he deserves

ha ha ha, what are we laughing for? I dont know?

Do you write for reeves and mortimer?

[SILVI0]

Nope married for 16 years, 3 kids and 1 on the way. Drink and me and the missus has always been a problem. It does not help that I was in the pub at 9 this morning.

Why dont you just move into a pub that doubles as a b&b :laugh :laugh :laugh

[spen71]

it'll never last.

Sometimes I wish it never had. Only had 6 hours in th pub today and she has not stopped moaning.

[scottdc]

Nope married for 16 years, 3 kids and 1 on the way. Drink and me and the missus has always been a problem. It does not help that I was in the pub at 9 this morning.

getting some last minute drinking before the game , i see

*cough* alcoholic *cough*

[spen71]

getting some last minute drinking before the game , i see

*cough* alcoholic *cough*

I meet the lads at 9 on a Saturday morning for a few gallons. We play cards and talk shyte. It has been a custom for a good few years now. Started when the rugby world cup was on and was an excuse to get out early and it has never stopped.

[Wilson18]

Sometimes I wish it never had. Only had 6 hours in th pub today and she has not stopped moaning.



moaning as in ur typical woman moaning or still orgasming? :laugh

[SILVI0]

Am lucky, I have this nack of being able to block out the voices of whinging women - it comes through being brought up by only my mum

[spen71]

moaning as in ur typical woman moaning or still orgasming? :laugh

Nope woman moaning. Does not help that I have just said I thinking of going out again.

[scottdc]

Am lucky, I have this nack of being able to block out the voices of whinging women - it comes through being brought up by only my mum


haha , i have that ability as well

[G]

i think shanks is a cnut, he should be tied up outside anfield in a united shirt and have small pebbles thrown at him.

[scottdc]

i think shanks is a cnut, he should be tied up outside anfield in a united shirt and have small pebbles thrown at him.


:laugh

[SILVI0]

Speaking of people in other teams shirts has Foulksey made any bets to do with Liverpool this season promising to wear a liverpool top in manchester if he were to lose the bet?

[SILVI0]

Just to clear something up from earlier - I found out what my fiancee had done with my Jaffa cakes! She had taken them to work cos she thought the kids she works with would like them!!!

[scottdc]

Just to clear something up from earlier - I found out what my fiancee had done with my Jaffa cakes! She had taken them to work cos she thought the kids she works with would like them!!!

it was funnier when you hadnt told us what she had done with them

[SILVI0]

believe me it wasnt funny when she told me either!

[Seifer]

believe me it wasnt funny when she told me either!

bloody hell, you never.. and I mean NEVER, take a man's jaffa cakes :nono

[German_Dudek]

Just wondering, what do you all think of him? Since he obviously wants to be a United fan and hates you all, especially AHM. He once PMed me and told me Liverpool smells, what do you have to say about that!?

Honestly I think the problem with Shanks is hes secretly jealous of people like AHM, and its consuming him to a level where he has to lash out. I understand Shanks mate, we all do. Therefore I urge the people who like Shanks to come out in this thread and show their support to the closet Manc, its the least he deserves


Shut up and go away. Always the same with you! YOU forum murder

[Boovy]

Shut up and go away. Always the same with you! YOU forum murder

Im sorry have we met? Who the **** are you? This thread is a piss take, what you quoted is a joke. Spasti

[German_Dudek]

you are a bad troublemaker. I dont know who you are but maybe if you ar like a wall. But you havent much intelligence. You are that kind of person that football dont want. The most post of you here are SH!T. Only provocation!

[Boovy]

you are a bad troublemaker. I dont know who you are but maybe if you ar like a wall. But you havent much intelligence. You are that kind of person that football dont want. The most post of you here are SH!T. Only provocation!

Stop and think about;

a) What youre talking about
b) who youre talking to


This thread is a joke, now shut the **** up and practice your broken english on somebody else

[German_Dudek]

Stop and think about;

a) What youre talking about
b) who youre talking to


This thread is a joke, now shut the **** up and practice your broken english on somebody else

Problems with my english? ( you pretty little *** ) you are just a spammer and not a comedian.

[SMG316]

Stop and think about;

a) What youre talking about
b) who youre talking to


This thread is a joke, now shut the **** up and practice your broken english on somebody else

Sad Boovy......sad.

I think its safe to say German Dudeks grasp of the English language is easily better than your German, yes I know this is a primarily English speaking forum, but what a cheap shot.............

Im sorry have we met? Who the **** are you? This thread is a piss take, what you quoted is a joke. Spasti

<<<<<< his names on the side :)

[ruudlover]

Problems with my english? ( you pretty little *** ) you are just a spammer and not a comedian.

Spammer :laugh

[G]

i also sniggered

[Boovy]

Sad Boovy......sad.

I think its safe to say German Dudeks grasp of the English language is easily better than your German, yes I know this is a primarily English speaking forum, but what a cheap shot.............



<<<<<< his names on the side :)


Listen mate, if you think im going to let some upstart abuse me completely unprovoked then youve got another thing coming. And sure his English is better than my German, I havent learnt nor felt the need to learn a word of German in my life. However hes probably been learning English from the age of 5

[Red Opal]

Shut up and go away. Always the same with you! YOU forum murder

you are a bad troublemaker. I dont know who you are but maybe if you ar like a wall. But you havent much intelligence. You are that kind of person that football dont want. The most post of you here are SH!T. Only provocation!

Problems with my english? ( you pretty little *** ) you are just a spammer and not a comedian.

Is ****ing right. German_Dudek hits the nail on the head again. If you're ever in Liverpool and I know you will be one day - do let me take you round Anfield. Itd be an absolute pleasure.

Stop and think about;

a) What youre talking about
b) who youre talking to

This thread is a joke, now shut the **** up and practice your broken english on somebody else

Ha ha!!! Ha ha ha!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

[SMG316]

Listen mate, if you think im going to let some upstart abuse me completely unprovoked then youve got another thing coming. And sure his English is better than my German, I havent learnt nor felt the need to learn a word of German in my life. However hes probably been learning English from the age of 5

To be fair, I think its pretty obvious German Dudek didnt realise it was a joke thread and took it seriously.....sarcasm doesnt come across easily online; let alone in another language.

I just didnt think you had to resort to insulting his English, despite it being perfectly understandable.

Bit of a cheap shot.




Ha ha!!! Ha ha ha!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

I also sniggered.

[German_Dudek]

However hes probably been learning English from the age of 5

I learn english first with 12. and the first two years where sentence in the simple present , AND since 2 years i havent got english leasons. I think the most of english i learn from the Liverpool Homepage

[Sparky]

To be fair, I think its pretty obvious German Dudek didnt realise it was a joke thread and took it seriously.

He should of read on then because Nameeg quite clearly tells everyone its a wind up thread.

[Shanks]

We shpuld have had the disclaimer on the thread for German Dudek telling hi it was a joke lol.

[AHM]

GERMAN! GERMAN! GERMAN! GERMAN!

We all dream of a forum of German dudeks...


(Opal and SMG- i also laffed my ass of)

[German_Dudek]

hmm mates but the problem is,the first post i read there os nothing funny. ... maybe british art of joke. ( not on international level ;) ) Sorry POOL mates:ninja :ninja

[Red Opal]

GERMAN! GERMAN! GERMAN! GERMAN!

We all dream of a forum of German dudeks...


(Opal and SMG- i also laffed my ass of)

Dont say that!!! Dont you know who your talking to? Eh? Well, dont you? I wouldn't sleep if I was German_Dudek tonight because he obviously didn't know who he was talking to!

[AHM]

hmm mazes but the prolem is in the first sentence of the first post i read nothing that is funny. ... maybe british art of joke. ( not on international level ;) ) Sorry POOL mates

You don't need to apoligise to us lad... you were absoloutely right...

[AHM]

Dont say that!!! Dont you know who your talking to? Eh? Well, dont you? I wouldn't sleep if I was German_Dudek tonight because he obviously didn't know who he was talking to!

LMAO... :laugh :laugh :laugh

[Red Opal]

hmm mates but the problem is,the first post i read there os nothing funny. ... maybe british art of joke. ( not on international level ;) ) Sorry POOL mates:ninja :ninja

You have no need to apologise at all. Your never wrong, remember that. But learn who your talking to - gotta be careful mate ok?

[German_Dudek]

You have no need to apologise at all. Your never wrong, remember that. But learn who your talking to - gotta be careful mate ok?

its bovvy he said to me when i make trouble with him again i will be banned.Only a men like me and you! No fear about him

You don't need to apoligise to us lad... you were absoloutely right... And now im not know if you mean that positive or negative

[AHM]

its bovvy he said to me when i make trouble with him again i will be banned.Only a men like me and you! No fear about him

And now im not know if you mean that positive or negative

Always positive :)

[Red Opal]

its bovvy he said to me when i make trouble with him again i will be banned.Only a men like me and you! No fear about him

And now im not know if you mean that positive or negative

Positively. German_Dudek ist sehr gut!!

[German_Dudek]

Positively. German_Dudek ist sehr gut!!

then i can go sleep without any kind of fear :rolleyes:

[German_Dudek]

hmmm or maybe it wasnt bovvy.... hmmm MYSTERY

[Boovy]

its bovvy he said to me when i make trouble with him again i will be banned.Only a men like me and you! No fear about him

And now im not know if you mean that positive or negative

Yes, if you want to bring it up publically BOOVY gave you a final warning. In the last week you have abused me and sparky completely unprovoked. Therefore youre on a final strike, and I think ive been more than lenient so far (and that goes for a few others too)

Cant say you havent been warned

[Red Opal]

Awwwww, did poor little (and I use that word lightly) Boovy get abused by the nasty German with his broken English? Awwww, diddums.

Sorry - forgot who I was talking to there for a minute. Shhhhh....

[Wilson18]

You have no need to apologise at all. Your never wrong, remember that. But learn who your talking to - gotta be careful mate ok?



Can i ask you one question, are you in love?

[spen71]

Yes, if you want to bring it up publically BOOVY gave you a final warning. In the last week you have abused me and sparky completely unprovoked. Therefore youre on a final strike, and I think ive been more than lenient so far (and that goes for a few others too)

Cant say you havent been warned

Boovy are you sure you are not German? You sound like some Nazi leader from the 30's/40's.

[German_Dudek]

he he ... i only laugh. Its for me now like a penalty. i must only score!

[Slug]

Jeez..talk about power trips.

[Leethered]

Stop and think about;

a) What youre talking about
b) who youre talking to


This thread is a joke, now shut the **** up and practice your broken english on somebody else

OMG the Ego has landed:laugh

[Miha]

Sorry POOL mates:ninja :ninja
is that similar to GAY mates or?

[scottdc]

is that similar to GAY mates or?

No

[faisal1982]

I had explain it as there are so many Manure fans in here now:laugh

Because we have so many fans:salute

[Leethered]

Because we have so many fans:salute

Obvoiusly too many for your own forum then:Knob

[Gaurav]

german_dudek...i love you.you make the forum....boovy acn fvck off from here..he should be banned for makin an off topic thread..

[AHM]

Boovy is fcuking Hilarious...

[SILVI0]

....

so where's the rest of the message?

[AHM]

...and gay.

[andymc93]

Yes, if you want to bring it up publically BOOVY gave you a final warning. In the last week you have abused me and sparky completely unprovoked. Therefore youre on a final strike, and I think ive been more than lenient so far (and that goes for a few others too)

Cant say you havent been warned

don't know what else he has said to you in the past week boovy but if you gave him a warning for giving you a bit of grief on this thread it sounds a little harsh, couldn't you have just laughed it off. If you go round giving warnings to people on this forum everytime someone has a pop at another member there won't be anyone on this site