View Full Version : Premiership's Biggest Diver.
Jakey G
Mar 30 2006, 12:03 PM
Just a few suggestions:
Robert Pires
Jose Reyes
Ashley Cole
Freddie Ljungberg
Didier Drogba
Joe Cole
Asier Del Horno
Arjen Robben
Stelios Giannakopoulos
Cristiano Ronaldo
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Wayne Rooney
Other
I would say Ruud Van Horse face, but he's toned it down a bit recently, as has Pires. (Probably cuz they've not been playing so they haven't had a chance to!) At this moment in time, I reckon it's either Reyes, Drogba or Stelios.
In the Myhre
Mar 30 2006, 12:06 PM
Asier Del Horno
Winner.
He also wins the "biggest hypocrite" award after his condemnation of Messi.
Sparky
Mar 30 2006, 12:11 PM
Ruud is not the worst. :nono
Drogba is by a country mile.
bambergascoigne
Mar 30 2006, 12:32 PM
wheres Baros? He's our biggest diver
Sparky
Mar 30 2006, 12:34 PM
Rooney and A.Cole have both dived once (to my knowledge), bit silly having them up there.
Tim18
Mar 30 2006, 12:45 PM
Rooney and A.Cole have both dived once (to my knowledge), bit silly having them up there.
Exactly, if we included them, we might has well have SWP there. :rolleyes:
I'm going for Drogba. Espicially after the match against Man City
MrTea
Mar 30 2006, 12:59 PM
Reyes, he's on his arse half the time.
bhargav
Mar 30 2006, 01:20 PM
do u even have to ask??
robben gets my vote.. as a matter of fact all chelscums do!!!
think jose gives them a lesson on diving every week :ninja
Vendetta
Mar 30 2006, 01:51 PM
Reyes.
I broke my leg. Oh no I didn't, just a graze.
MonTheHoops_CFC
Mar 30 2006, 02:07 PM
Reyes
Scholesy18
Mar 30 2006, 02:11 PM
It's Ronaldo or Reyes imho
ruudlover
Mar 30 2006, 02:16 PM
Drogba or Reyes, would have been ronaldo but he seems to have cut down alot
1Henry4
Mar 30 2006, 02:30 PM
Drogba, then Reyes
Shockwave
Mar 30 2006, 02:33 PM
I dont think drogba dives i just think he exaggarates when he gets tackled
Paradox
Mar 30 2006, 02:33 PM
I'm surprised Owen isn't in there
dixie
Mar 30 2006, 03:14 PM
Reyes. Drogba and Ronaldo are also bad divers.
Vendetta
Mar 30 2006, 03:40 PM
I'm surprised Stelios is there over Diouf, but hey i'm down for that.
Omani Devil
Mar 30 2006, 03:45 PM
I dont think drogba dives i just think he exaggarates when he gets tackled
Whats the difference? :laugh
Blainey
Mar 30 2006, 03:48 PM
im sorry but how the hell can you have rooney in there? i went for reyes btw
Overrated_Fool
Mar 30 2006, 03:53 PM
I voted Drogba. But Reyes is quite a bad diver as well.
Super Pibe #7
Mar 30 2006, 04:02 PM
reyes,drogba
Robben is the very worst by quite some way. Even Drogba and Ronaldo aren't in the same league yet.
leeman
Mar 30 2006, 04:07 PM
robben for me. cheating little fvcker. dont ever recall rooney diving to be honest
Sparky
Mar 30 2006, 04:10 PM
robben for me. cheating little fvcker. dont ever recall rooney diving to be honest
Arsenal last season.
wheres shawn wright phillips? he had one of the worst yet!
Overrated_Fool
Mar 30 2006, 04:24 PM
wheres shawn wright phillips? he had one of the worst yet!
He's the Premiership's Smallest diver.....duh
leeman
Mar 30 2006, 04:52 PM
Arsenal last season.
ahh of course. diving little bastard, kill him!
CarefreeCFC
Mar 30 2006, 05:10 PM
reyes
Shockwave
Mar 31 2006, 07:28 AM
Whats the difference? :laugh
the difference is that it's still a foul but he makes a meal out of it whereas other players dive without being touched
Sinate NZ
Mar 31 2006, 08:14 AM
im sorry but how the hell can you have rooney in there? i went for reyes btw
Last season. Manyoo VS Arsenal, Old Trafford. Rooney dived in the box and was awarded a penalty by that ****, referee Riley, when it was clear that campbell didnt touch that little bitch but he fell over anyway and then RvN scored the penalty which proved to be costly.
Jere Markus
Mar 31 2006, 01:05 PM
Robben vs. Dudek gets my vote
#21PascaL
Mar 31 2006, 07:28 PM
Drogba :)
Toonsillitis
Mar 31 2006, 08:13 PM
Drogba or Reyes, would have been ronaldo but he seems to have cut down alot
Would have been my opinion also but Runny has kept on his feet recently.
renton
Apr 3 2006, 04:28 PM
I dont think drogba dives i just think he exaggarates when he gets tackled
so this means diving:laugh
anyway...reyes and ronaldo imo.
Sinate NZ
Apr 7 2006, 02:14 AM
I dont think drogba dives i just think he exaggarates when he gets tackled
WTF??!!!!!:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Shanks
Apr 7 2006, 02:05 PM
Drogba followed by Ronaldo.
ruudlover
Apr 7 2006, 02:07 PM
Last season. Manyoo VS Arsenal, Old Trafford. Rooney dived in the box and was awarded a penalty by that ****, referee Riley, when it was clear that campbell didnt touch that little bitch but he fell over anyway and then RvN scored the penalty which proved to be costly.
so he's the biggest diver due to this 1 dive? :rolleyes: :laugh
Sinate NZ
Apr 7 2006, 09:00 PM
so he's the biggest diver due to this 1 dive? :rolleyes: :laugh
I didnt say he was. Blainey said why was Rooney in there and i gave him an example of why he was there.:rolleyes:
SeanSouth
Apr 7 2006, 11:05 PM
Drogba followed by Ronaldo.
Widn't say Drogba, he stays on his feet most of the time. Dishonest maybe ,but diver no. Robben on the other hand.......
ruudlover
Apr 8 2006, 05:41 AM
I didnt say he was. Blainey said why was Rooney in there and i gave him an example of why he was there.:rolleyes:
:rolleyes: so he's there because of 1 thing?
Sinate NZ
Apr 8 2006, 06:18 AM
:rolleyes: so he's there because of 1 thing?
I dont ******* know why he is there!!!! I didnt create the thread or poll!!!
Im just giving an ******* example!!:rolleyes:
ruudlover
Apr 8 2006, 06:50 AM
I dont ******* know why he is there!!!! I didnt create the thread or poll!!!
Im just giving an ******* example!!:rolleyes:
okok:cool
king smuel
Apr 9 2006, 05:15 PM
Last season. Manyoo VS Arsenal, Old Trafford. Rooney dived in the box and was awarded a penalty by that ****, referee Riley, when it was clear that campbell didnt touch that little bitch but he fell over anyway and then RvN scored the penalty which proved to be costly.
:clap have to appluad that! No1 seemed to care because he was our number 1 Englishman and it was against the foreign team, but that was a bad dive!
The players on the poll seem to revolve around 2 teams in particular...funny that! :nono
Shockwave
Apr 9 2006, 05:18 PM
Gerrard's dive today was pretty good as well
king smuel
Apr 9 2006, 05:21 PM
lol yeah that was pretty bad but he realised it was **** and quickly got up!
Didnt wanna be put on the medias hate list
In case your too stupid to notice, Rooney never dives, he always tries to stay on his feet.
king smuel
Apr 9 2006, 06:00 PM
yes im too stupid to notice
but he did dive that 1 time, we r just saying we noticed that....i didnt vote 4 him...so calm down little 1
Paradox
Apr 9 2006, 07:31 PM
Why is Ljungberg in there?
CarefreeCFC
Apr 9 2006, 07:39 PM
lol yeah that was pretty bad but he realised it was **** and quickly got up!
Didnt wanna be put on the medias hate list
wouldn't have mattered anyway.. he doesn't play for Chelsea and he's English so the media woudln't hate him
Jere Markus
Apr 9 2006, 07:53 PM
In case your too stupid to notice, Rooney never dives, he always tries to stay on his feet.
he won a penalty against Arse with a blatant dive. So there goes your theory.
SMG316
Apr 10 2006, 07:28 AM
Was pretty close between Drogba and Robben for me.
But I opted for Drogba, sure Robbens pretty bad aswell- but Drogba is king at diving :)
Wilson18
Apr 10 2006, 09:23 AM
how did garcia evade that list ? :ninja
good to see your still breathing, smg :)
SMG316
Apr 10 2006, 09:31 AM
how did garcia evade that list ? :ninja
good to see your still breathing, smg :)
I was half expecting him to be on there, but hes not in the same league as some of the others listed :nod
and thank you :thumbsup
*breathes*
rohitsaha
Apr 10 2006, 06:58 PM
its Pires really.......without any question.............
Moots
Apr 10 2006, 09:45 PM
I don't think ronaldo has been that bad recently. Since the beginning of the season he's knocked it off, fergie must have bollocked him lol. Has to be drogba or robben. Robben won the sun's pink snorkel award for diving haha
Sparky
Apr 10 2006, 11:10 PM
:laugh :laugh :laugh
I know its his opinion and all but bergkamp10 voted for Rooney, now the only time i can remember him diving is against Arsenal and then you have the likes of Reyes, Drogba, Ronaldo or Robben who do it more often.
A.Cole and Rooney shouldn't even be on the list because to my memory they've only dived once.
Sinate NZ
Apr 11 2006, 01:44 AM
:laugh :laugh :laugh
I know its his opinion and all but bergkamp10 voted for Rooney, now the only time i can remember him diving is against Arsenal and then you have the likes of Reyes, Drogba, Ronaldo or Robben who do it more often.
A.Cole and Rooney shouldn't even be on the list because to my memory they've only dived once.
How could i not??
He ****ed up that Game for us. and our 49 unbeaten run. We might of still been unbeaten it if wasnt for that dive.:ninja
King Ruud
Apr 11 2006, 05:45 PM
Jose Antonio Reyes by a freaking mile, absolute **** face
Jere Markus
Apr 11 2006, 07:04 PM
how many penalties has reyes won? or how many red cards to the opposition?
I dont remember any..
Sparky
Apr 11 2006, 10:07 PM
how many penalties has reyes won? or how many red cards to the opposition?
I dont remember any..
So to be a proper "dive" you have to either get a player sent off or win a penalty?
What a load of bollocks Jere.
Sinate NZ
Apr 12 2006, 12:43 AM
Rooney is king of diving.
Ruud V N is queen of diving.
Im cant really remember the game well but it was the one were Ruud missed the penalty and Keown gave him **** about it. Anyway, wasnt that when Ruud fell over trying to trick the ref that Viera kicked him??? And Viera got a red card.
Mercurial
Apr 12 2006, 12:51 AM
Reyes for me
Jere Markus
Apr 12 2006, 05:21 AM
So to be a proper "dive" you have to either get a player sent off or win a penalty?
What a load of bollocks Jere.
Even FIFA recommendations to the ref say that a players dive should be punished EASIER with a card if it happens in a box.. what the player is trying to achieve with the dive has value on what the punishment should be. This is clear.
If you only go down easy in midfield, get a freekick and then continue playing.. IMO it is not as bad as jumping all around the box in attempt to get a penalty. Or feignining injury (see: Rivaldo) in order to get the opponent a red.
ruud best
Apr 16 2006, 11:54 AM
Why don't referees book players for diving anymore?
Baros should've been shown a second yellow card after diving right in front of the referee but Poll did nothing about it,needless to say Baros went on to score another goal.
Sparky
Apr 16 2006, 11:57 AM
Rooney is king of diving.
Ruud V N is queen of diving.
Im cant really remember the game well but it was the one were Ruud missed the penalty and Keown gave him **** about it. Anyway, wasnt that when Ruud fell over trying to trick the ref that Viera kicked him??? And Viera got a red card.
Ruud didn't go down when Vieira attempted to kick him.
Sparky
Apr 16 2006, 12:07 PM
Rooney is king of diving.
Name me one other time he has dived bar the one against you.
A.Cole is just as bad as Rooney, the dive when Keane never touched him.
illmatic
Apr 16 2006, 05:14 PM
Name me one other time he has dived bar the one against you.
A.Cole is just as bad as Rooney, the dive when Keane never touched him.
coles dived a few times and i cant believe michel owen isnt on the list wat other player on that list has won a crucial world cup match thanks to a dive and the time he got ronny johnson sent off springs to mind
nffcsharp
Apr 16 2006, 08:05 PM
wheres shawn wright phillips? he had one of the worst yet!
How the hell can you think he can possibly be up there? He's dived once from what I can remember, apart from that he never does. Rooney should be up their either! He is probly one of the most honest players on the pitch when it comes to tackling/fouls, he never makes something out of nothing.
I've gone for Ronaldo, although he does seem to have cut down alot now. Reyes and Robben are also diving f*ckers!
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