The fastest player in the bundesliga [Archive]

computathug

Feb 11 2006, 03:13 PM

Try again you are all wrong

ladies and gentlemen the fastest player in the league is .......

Timonator

Feb 11 2006, 03:19 PM

Odonkor is the fastest IMO.

computathug

Feb 11 2006, 03:21 PM

you are still wrong, you guys are poor guessers

Big C

Feb 11 2006, 05:36 PM

pretty sure it is odonkor...

computathug

Feb 11 2006, 05:44 PM

the answer is.......

Borussia Wolf

Feb 11 2006, 05:47 PM

Christian Wörns.

TheNameOfTheG..

Feb 11 2006, 07:01 PM

Jens Nowotny or Soldo. :laugh

No, I think the fastest is someone of thies players - Makaay, Trochowski, Boateng, Neuville, Rafael Nando, VDV, Lahm, Omoyella, Klose, Streller, Podolski, Hasan Salihamidzić, Marcel Keterle, Deron Buckley...

ACBerb

Feb 11 2006, 07:11 PM

TheNameOfTheG..

Feb 11 2006, 07:16 PM

Oli it doesn't count if you pick the whole Bundesliga!:drinkbeer

Ok, I will pick thies 14 players. :laugh :drinkbeer

Schwalker

Feb 11 2006, 07:56 PM

Aaron Hunt...He moves like lightning.

gk_milan18

Feb 12 2006, 04:13 AM

Excuse,I wonder know how many seconds it takes Arne Friedrich to run 100metres......

shot_stopper91

Feb 12 2006, 08:32 AM

Pretty sure its Odonkor

computathug

Feb 12 2006, 04:11 PM

you are still wrong. one of his names begins with an S.........

TheNameOfTheG..

Feb 12 2006, 04:13 PM

Smolarek?

The Southern Dandy

Feb 12 2006, 08:42 PM

Excuse,I wonder know how many seconds it takes Arne Friedrich to run 100metres......

About 5 minutes.

computathug

Feb 13 2006, 08:44 AM

try again he is not from Dortmund, Hertha, Leverkursen or schalke

Faram|R

Feb 13 2006, 09:32 AM

Schweinsteiger?

Borussia Wolf

Feb 13 2006, 12:21 PM

On Premiere yesterday the commentator referred to Odonkor as "the fastest player in the Bundesliga by far!"

In German of course.

pyrtas

Feb 13 2006, 12:30 PM

because in the world is probably Romedhal....

Timonator

Feb 13 2006, 12:37 PM

God, just say it Computathug! I still think its Odonkor...

TheNameOfTheG..

Feb 13 2006, 01:58 PM

Sergej Barbarez.

Valmiki

Feb 13 2006, 02:07 PM

Thug,

If ever you decide to give us the answer, please give your basis.

Thanks
Valmiki

Borussia Wolf

Feb 13 2006, 02:13 PM

Maybe computaslug means the fastest player in the Handball Bundesliga.

MRC

Feb 13 2006, 02:22 PM

Why are you guys still replying to him?

computathug probably just got confused watching highlights on fast forward.

computathug

Feb 13 2006, 05:24 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen let me represent to you the fastest player of the bundesliga

1. does not play for schalke, bayern, dortmund, leverkursen, kaiserslautern, hertha, hamburg, mainz, bayern or koln -9 teams
2. is not german- his team did not qualify for 2006 w.cup

I give you s.........

Borussia Wolf

Feb 13 2006, 05:28 PM

It's Odonkor you fukkin plonker!

computathug

Feb 13 2006, 05:37 PM

Gentlemen. he is at least 5 feet 9 and above

The Southern Dandy

Feb 13 2006, 05:40 PM

You might as well just give us the answer. That way we can speed up the whole making fun of you and reach the "tearing you a new ******* for being an idiot" stage of this thread.

computathug

Feb 13 2006, 05:48 PM

I Will Give You The Answer In 24 Hours Time See You Then
Nice Day To All

Super Pibe #7

Feb 13 2006, 06:43 PM

lol 2 pages of people guessing the fastest player & he still hasnt told you.

imagine he gets it wrong

computathug

Feb 13 2006, 07:12 PM

Thug,

If ever you decide to give us the answer, please give your basis.

Thanks
Valmiki
MY BELOVED POOR GUESSORS THE ANSWER IS SIBUSISI ZUMA

shoot me down

he takes 10 seconds to run the full length of the pitch

odonkor comes in 2nd, his steps are short although when watchung you could imagine he is the fastest

how many agree with me? none ? off course i expected it

any question?

Valmiki

Feb 13 2006, 07:54 PM

The length of a football field can be between 90 - 120 metres. How much metres are you referring to? And where did you get this information from?

Nordkurve UK

Feb 13 2006, 10:30 PM

How about Saenko at 1.FCN? Vittek is no slouch either?

Borussia Wolf

Feb 13 2006, 11:35 PM

MY BELOVED POOR GUESSORS THE ANSWER IS SIBUSISI ZUMA

shoot me down

he takes 10 seconds to run the full length of the pitch

odonkor comes in 2nd, his steps are short although when watchung you could imagine he is the fastest

how many agree with me? none ? off course i expected it

any question?

BULL****!

computathug

Feb 14 2006, 04:46 PM

most of you tried, close but not close enough. Valmiki am talking abou roughly 100 meters. if you think other wise make sure you watch Arminia at the weekend

Valmiki

Feb 14 2006, 05:39 PM

10 seconds in 100 metres is very close to the world record. Maybe he should consider track and field.
And thug, where you got this info from?

computathug

Feb 14 2006, 06:28 PM

I sat and calculated don't be listening to those commentators, they are not good than you.

it used to be Alexander Zickler. where did he go?

Valmiki

Feb 14 2006, 07:10 PM

I sat and calculated don't be listening to those commentators, they are not good than you.

it used to be Alexander Zickler. where did he go?

So when did Zuma run the full football field at full pace? Was this during a match, highly unlikely, maybe a training session?
Thug, I am starting to feel that your claim is a baseless as the rest of your posts on this forum. Well I guess since you did the calcualtion, its correct right:laugh :laugh :laugh

Timonator

Feb 14 2006, 07:27 PM

This is simply laughable! :laugh

Valmiki

Feb 14 2006, 07:33 PM

Thug is a very funny guy:laugh :laugh

ACBerb

Feb 14 2006, 07:39 PM

10 seconds in 100 metres is very close to the world record. Maybe he should consider track and field.

Yes... in fact had 'thug slipped up by 3 tenths of a second on his stopwatch, his boy would hold the world record!
In footy cleats and on a grass surface this is very impressive, your boy is a shoe in for the 100 meter dash in the next Olympics!
:drinkbeer

Valmiki

Feb 14 2006, 08:50 PM

Maybe Zuma is on steroids like Ben Johnson:laugh

ACBerb

Feb 14 2006, 10:21 PM

Maybe Zuma is on steroids like Ben Johnson:laugh

LMAO, Val you remembered our Canadain Hero to Zero!:bowing

arch enemy

Feb 15 2006, 03:23 AM

Odonkor
在实况9里速度93啊~~~~
Trans:Odonkor in pes5 speed data is 93~~~~~~~~~

Borussia Wolf

Feb 15 2006, 12:07 PM

That last sentence from arch enemy makes more sense to me than anthing computaprat has ever written.

computathug

Feb 15 2006, 01:25 PM

Valmiki

Feb 15 2006, 01:40 PM

ZUMA OR ODONKOR
ODONKOR IS THE QUICKEST DRIBBLER AND TURNER BUT NOT THE FASTEST
IF ZUMA COVERS 50 METERS IN 5 SECONDS, HOW MANY SECONDS WILL HE REQUIRE TO COVER 100 M? VALMIKI? DONT TELL ME HE IS NOT BENZ

That's assuming he can maintain the same pace for the next 50m, right thug?:cool
And I already have issues with your stopwatch.:laugh

computathug

Feb 15 2006, 01:58 PM

Do the same at the weekend and feel free to tell me what a discovery? where did Zickler go?he was the fastest until zuma joined from fc copenhagen

computathug

Feb 15 2006, 01:58 PM

Do the same at the weekend and feel free to tell me what a discovery? where did Zickler go?he was the fastest until zuma joined from fc copenhagen. my stop watch is not made in Germany, may be china

Factualifs

Feb 15 2006, 03:15 PM

I guess it depends on distances -Bastürk should be one of the fastest on short distances.

Juani

溺死的孩子

Feb 15 2006, 03:28 PM

I guess it depends on distances -Bastürk should be one of the fastest on short distances.

Juani
MISS PETEROV

MRC

Feb 15 2006, 08:28 PM

ZUMA OR ODONKOR
ODONKOR IS THE QUICKEST DRIBBLER AND TURNER BUT NOT THE FASTEST
IF ZUMA COVERS 50 METERS IN 5 SECONDS, HOW MANY SECONDS WILL HE REQUIRE TO COVER 100 M? VALMIKI? DONT TELL ME HE IS NOT BENZ

Interesting theory...

So if he runs 1KM, how many seconds would he take?

I really hope you're here just to take the piss because I really can't fathom how someone this retarded is allowed near a computer.

Guday

Feb 16 2006, 10:25 AM

I Will Give You The Answer In 24 Hours Time See You Then
Nice Day To All

Thug you are a class, :cool . I like yr style. Congratulation you manage to kick the tails of those self-proclaimed wise fans who are anything but wise. And at the same time remain cool!:clap :clap

gk_milan18

Feb 16 2006, 04:19 PM

Odonkor
在实况9里速度93啊~~~~
Trans:Odonkor in pes5 speed data is 93~~~~~~~~~
Hey Dude Are you typing Chinese?
You are so humorous :drinkbeer

computathug

Feb 16 2006, 04:32 PM

Interesting theory...

So if he runs 1KM, how many seconds would he take?

I really hope you're here just to take the piss because I really can't fathom how someone this retarded is allowed near a computer.

am here because of you people who can't see