I think there are easier ways to trim down!

[ACBerb]

HANNOVER, Germany (AP) - Ailton is out for 10 weeks with a broken jaw after the Brazilian forward collided with a player during Hamburger SV's 2-1 loss to Hannover 96 on Wednesday in the Bundesliga.

Ailton was signed on loan for the season from Besiktas Istanbul three weeks ago. Third-placed Hamburger hoped the former Bundesliga scoring champion would solve a lack of goals from its forwards.

Maybe having all his meals threw a straw is just the thing to lean up ol' Cottage cheese legs!:drinkbeer

[Valmiki]

Hamburg has not won a league game since the overweight one came to the AOL arena.:nod :nod

[Schwalker]

Thank god he didn´t came back to us..;)

[Valmiki]

Oops, I forgot the win against Armina Bielifield. I made an incorrect statement, I feel like Wolf now:laugh

[Schwalker]

And so far he haven´t scored for HSV...

[gk_milan18]

Ailton is not fit for BL any more......

[Borussia Wolf]

Having a broken jaw doesn't mean you are physicically unfit. Ailton always looked like a tub of lard, even when he was scoring in every match for Werder.

[The Southern Dandy]

Having a broken jaw doesn't mean you are physicically unfit. Ailton always looked like a tub of lard, even when he was scoring in every match for Werder.

No, but a broken jaw means that you will be losing weight thanks to being fed through a straw.

[MRC]

Ailton is gay

[Schwalker]

Ailton is gay

Hmpf...no wonder he slapped his wife :handbags